The Earnest Reader: For those of you out there wondering: “Whyfore the long silence on this site?” I am here to tell you that the Proprietor has taken himself up a mountain in Donegal and is trying to be a Monk under the tutelage of a mystic from Albuquerque.  So it falls to me to keep this blog going.


The Apostate Reader: What about me?


The Curious Reader:  And me?


The Earnest Reader: You will all get your turn but for now I am launching The Definitive Indefinite Article’s Interactive Educational Portal.  To wit: we all know the collective nouns, gaggle of geese, herd of antelope, murder of crows, but what, dear public, is the collective noun for clusterfucks?  Answers below please.