Quiet enough today all the same. Bit of a mist. Bus of Austrians and a couple of families from Kells who were really looking for some ring fort but paid in anyway. Boss Shanahan came over in the afternoon looking all pleased with himself.
“Any luck finding a “smart youth“ to hand out your flyers?” says he.
“No,” says I.
“Not surprised,” says he, “sure your ad is shite. You don’t know the first thing about positioning. I rewrote it for you.”
He hands me this yoke:
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“Put that up now in the Eurospar and see what happens,” says he and off with him back down the hill. His young fellah Turlough is doing an MBA in Limerick so now Boss thinks he’s some kind of business guru.
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