The Loyal Reader: Oh I’ve been looking forwatd to this all weekend.  Couldn’t even concentrate on the World Cup with the sheer anticipation of it.

TDIA: That is very nice of you to say.  Well here ye are and this year fro the first, it is multimedia, with our very first artisanal hand crafted Bloomsday twiterature.

Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him,

The Loyal Reader:  Ah that’s lovely.  Food for the soul!  You are making great progress now.  Only another eh, let me see, fourteen, carry the one, 10,600 years or so and you’ll get To Molly’s soliloquy.