Harris Harassment, (HHH NYSE) shocked market analysts this morning when it announced that it had acquired rival Outreach Amity, LLC. “We expect to continue to serve both customer bases with the same excellent service. Of you do not stay in touch with your friends, we will outreach ® you,” said Malachi Goikochea, Sr. VP for Branding, Positioning and Framing.

Established in 1926 Harris Harassment is a world-leader Friendship Maintenance Consultant, bothering and badgering non-communicative and non-responsive friends for clients across the globe.