I just saw a truck n the street emblazoned with the sign “DATA SHREDDING SERVICES.”  How exactly to you shred data?  I undestand the princiles of shredding paper but data?

Maybe you take a simple statement like “8 out of 10 cats prefer tuna to chicken” shove it into a big noisy contraption and hit the switch and out comes:

“Feline bootstrap randomization intervals using bias corrected seafood percentiles indicate a regressive boxplot of Poisson regression models for which a non-linear U-shaped relation was seen.  Locally weighted regression indicates recursive tendencies in the log-linear in the predictor variables.”

But what about the other 2 cats, you might ask?  I believe they were collaterally negligated in the excessive whining and grinding of gears as the data got shredded.

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