Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse: Deepshit Horizon turns into the toxic chemical version of The was an old woman who swallowed a fly as they heap toxic chemical on top of the mess to make it look better; you were just about to buy a Picasso and it gets nicked; Karl Rove has moved into your basement and then this…Botch and Bungle – I’m sorry, I’ll read that again – Wenlock and Mandeville, the mascots for the 2012 Olympics bound onto the world stage in all their cheery hideousness.  Out of work actors across Europe collectively shuddered on seeing them, registering a 6.3 on the Cobi/Izzy Mascota Jorobada Scale.

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