Devotees of The Definitive Indefinite Article will both be relived to know that the hostile takeovers that so recently threatened us have been rebuffed.  All thanks to Vatican Theatrical Costumers, a little-known subsidiary acquired some time ago by one of our Trustees in a Baccarat game.  For some reason over the last few days two kits have been flying off the shelves: the “It Could Happen to a Bishop” Ecclesiastical Action Costume; and our “Pirate of the High Seas with free Eye Pad” adventure disguise.  Thanks to this unanticipated inflow of revenue we are now afloat again.