the Definitive Indefinite Article has just learned from our spam blocker that there is a whole digital demi-monde wherein one may earn a living simply by taking online surveys.  It would seem that the internet has finally delivered on the promise of a leisure society and we can all pack in the day jobs.

At least there is one context in which we can still say “Yes we can!” and not feel like assholes.

Due to cutbacks at The Definitive Indefinite Article, this is the sole extent of our analysis of the State of the Union address.  But here’s a survey to practice for your new career: