Heartened by the recent success of RockHard Weekend, TDIA Enterprises in conjunction with Astrogasm Venture Capital is now in the exploration phase of a new dietary supplement to enhance and prolong interpersonal intimacy (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). As all savvy people know, the success of a product depends mostly on the packaging and the name. We are not likely to make the same mistake as Hibitachi Chemical Products Conglomerate with their “Male Member Safety Sheath” condom in the hard plastic safety pack depicting all the STD’s that the product was guaranteed to prevent. To wit we are polling our readership as we have done before with Axxeptitol on our options for our dietary supplement to enhance and prolong interpersonal intimacy (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).
February 11, 2010
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the Definitive Indefinite Article has just learned from our spam blocker that there is a whole digital demi-monde wherein one may earn a living simply by taking online surveys. It would seem that the internet has finally delivered on the promise of a leisure society and we can all pack in the day jobs.
At least there is one context in which we can still say “Yes we can!” and not feel like assholes.
Due to cutbacks at The Definitive Indefinite Article, this is the sole extent of our analysis of the State of the Union address. But here’s a survey to practice for your new career: