In a shocking new twist to the Thierry Henry handball conroversy, the Order of the Shiny Tracksuit (Cuffe  Street), the mostly Thomist rival to the Cartesian Order of the Shiny Tracksuit (Aungier Street) has awarded Thierry Henry its Sportsman of the Decade award.  Said Damien Scully, a spokesman for the Cuffe Street branch: “We think that the Aungier Street award was really a back-handed insult.  An achievement like Henry’s only comes along maybe once in a lifetime andshould be honoured lke that.  There is no sign of the FAI honouring him any time soon,” he added in reference to the Football Association of Ireland’s puzzling stance on the controversy.

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