Dateline: Marseille 2009-07-23-16:34

Unpaid TDIA Correspondent: I am sitting here typing extra loud over the sound of helicopters attempting to put out the wildfires around Marseille started by the French Foreign Legion having shelling practice in tinder-dry scrubland.  Sources close to the Mnistry of Defence have said that this incident has caused them to suspend their blindfold tank training on the Rue de Rivoli scheduled for next Tuesday.