In the light of recent fraud allegations against Sir Allen Stanford, Jai Alai 3Card Monty wishes to reassure our investors that our Cayman Islands-based auditors Bikini, Makepiece, Royalton LLC could and occasionally do detect the difference between their arses and elbows and have as of yet made no public statement regarding the solvency of Jai Alai’s Hedgeer Hemlein Index-linked Spandex Dandruff Tat Fund (formerly known as 18/46 CAKE Fund).