Secret work in the basement research station of the Definitive Indefinite Article seems to have disturbed a pocket of quantum uncertainty.  Technicians opened the area door to allow the uncertainty to escape allowing it to collide with a doctrinal singularity that someone had left out with the recycling.  The resultant spectacle was witnessed by the crowd gathered to hear the latest installment of the memoirs of Col. Trevelyan Makeshift-Bastion. 


The assembled were treated to a superlative feast of implausibility as the long-deceased poet Alexander Pope and quantum celebrity fascist Rafaella Marconi (who appears to have put on a lot of weight), wearing matching spandex bikinis, performed a passable foxtrot before dematerializing back into the interstitial flux field whence they came.