In an unprecedently weird moment, the long-deceased English poet Alexander Pope briefly appeared outside Macy’s in a spandex bikini with celebrity quantum fascist Rafaella Marconi on his arm and declared:

“This Werburgh Street I do not like it, sir!

Whence it comes I must hope there is no more.

Now with this companionable fascist dame

I return to quantum land without name.”

 

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