The Astute Reader:  I hate to barge in like this but I have some serious news to share.

 

The Concerned Reader: Where have you been? 

 

The Astute Reader: That is a story of another day.  What I have found out is much more important.  No disrespect, but when you fell for “Web Appointed lawyer” you had no idea how dangerous he was.

 

The Concerned Reader: Well I had a feeling he was a little flaky.

 

The Astute Reader: You did.  But you had no idea that he worked for the law firm of Angry, Oldman, Godgabble, Machiavellian, Shrew & Rove .

 

The Concerned Reader: Not, ANGRY, OLDMAN, GODGABBLE, MACHIAVELLIAN, SHREW & ROVE ?!?!

 

The Astute Reader: None other.

 

The Concerned Reader: That is horrifying.  What are we to do?

 

The Astute Reader: I have already contacted Borja Donosti of Donosti, Goikochea, Itxibitxi, Spaider and has filed a webentiti domicilium action with the Department of Untold Conformity to secure the release of The Definitive Indefinite Article.

 

The Concerned Reader: Thank goodness for that and may providence protect us from ANGRY, OLDMAN, GODGABBLE, MACHIAVELLIAN, SHREW & ROVE .

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