Taking Steps

Taking Steps

 

Due to overwhelming last-minute demand for our smoking tutorials in the lead up to the Olympics, the Definitive Indefinite Article will be on temporary hiatus for…

 

The Ever-more Familiar Reader:  What are you talking about?

 

The Definitive Indefinite Article:  Our smoking tutorials for Olympians.  Don’t you remember?

 

The Ever-more Familiar Reader:  Vaguely.  Something about smoking 100 smokes while running a marathon, was it?

 

The Definitive Indefinite Article:  Sort of.  Look, I don’t have time to remind you of it all.  You can read about it here, here, here and here.  I have to go.  Can you feed the cat?

 

The Ever-more Familiar Reader:  No problem.  The cat food is…?

 

The Definitive Indefinite Article:  In the fridge.  Behind the slippers.

 

The Ever-more Familiar Reader:  Fair enough.  Let me know when you’re coming back.

 

The Definitive Indefinite Article:  Don’t forget to water the geranium.

 

The Ever-more Familiar Reader:  Drive safely!

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