The Definitive Indefinite Article bows before the superior absurdity generation of Senator John McCain.  As assiduous readers will have noticed, we have a tendency here towards grotesque parody but we cannot compete with this stuff.  

 

Lost your job?  John McCain has the answer:  sell your crap on ebay!

 

Until the lunacy stops or we find some seriously mind-expanding substances or exercises we cannot compete with this.  We can only suggest that John McCain stay out of the real world and be president of some country in Second Life or Sim City.

 

You simply can’t make this stuff up.

 

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