Agents of The Definitive Indefinite Article have finally secured release of Chapter 1 from the Office of the Inquisitor for Public Decency at the Censor’s Presidium of the Department of Inland Integrity.  For the near-terminally lazy you can just click here.


The Cantankerous Reader:  This had better be worth the damn wait!


TDIA:  We applaud your patience and perseverence and wish you happy reading.


The Cantankerous Reader: [Viciously folding the Irish Independent and stuffing it in his raincoat pocket] We’ll see about that.