The Definitive Indefinite Article Institute for Advanced Investigation has given us a world exclusive preview of its WIntertext ® “a new a revolutionary means to experience the written word.”


Evan Waters of the Institute describes WIntertext ® as “the interface between text, technology and the limits of the human imagination.  There are myriad permutations and infinite inflections to the experience.  There is simply no limit to what you can do with this technology.”


Simply look at the picture, pass the cursor over the words below and read out loud in any voice you like.

 Better fun thatn Wii

Now is the winter of our discontent

Made glorious summer by this sun of York;

And all the clouds that lour’d upon our house

In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.

Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;

Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;

Our stern alarums chang’d to merry meetings,

Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.

Grim-visag’d war hath smooth’d his wrinkled front,

And now, instead of mounting barbed steeds

To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,

He capers nimbly in a lady’s chamber

To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.


Now try it in Henry Kissinger’s voice or Bono’s or  Robert Mugabe’s.  The fun is endless!