It is with great relief and a sense of vindication that The Definitive Indefinite Article viewed this video of the interior of the Bird’s Nest Olympic Stadium in Beijing.  It is now clear that we got the atmospherics of our secret training facility just right!  Our ambientalization was geared towards guaranteeing that while one could see from one side of the room to the other through the fug of cigarette smoke, there was at all times a definite blur. 

 

From the look of the stadium it seems we simulated the atmosphere just right.  We look forward to great things from our trainees from the nation that continues to this day to persist in insisting on persevering in remaining nameless.  You will know our graduates when you see them light up a smoke after their victories in the 200m, 400m, 1500m and discus events.

 

We notice that the overhang on the cheap seats high up in the stands seem designed to trap much of the fug.  We will be offering discount group training to any “journalists” from very cheap meeja and aficionados who fear they might end up sitting there. We are happy to announce that we have expanded our operations and acquired a second facility downwind of a very poorly-regulated oil refinery to accommodate the anticipated demand.

 

 

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