Sources at Donosti, Goikochea, Itxibitxi, Spaider LLC inform us that The Indefinite Particle particle accelerator has entered into negotiations with the International Olympic committee to create a wormhole which will transport the Olympic torch to Beijing without all the annoying protests and the need for massive deployments of security forces. 


“In our opinion this mode of conveyance fulfills the spirit of the torch’s international journey much better than athletes running across streets.  The wormhole passes through all places on earth at the same time so every village is in a sense visited by the torch, everyone is equally illumined by its radiance” said an anonymous Indefinite Particle spokesentity.