Some of you may remember our secret climatologically enhanced Olympic training facility in south Florida.  When last we heard all was going swimmingly in the hands of our able operatives Meyers and Harrison

Well, I have just received an urgent communiqué from them and would like to poll our readership (cheaper than hiring a consultant; easier than thinking about it ourselves) as this involves something of a moral dilemma.

Should The Indefinite Article Consulting Group, a hardly-owned subsidiary of The Indefinite Article provide additional training to the athletes of the country that persists in insisting on continuing to remain nameless in the following events?

1500m Crowded Square Tank Steeplechase

4 x 100 Protester Rubber Bullet relay 

To vote no, click here.

To vote yes, click here.

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