This is where we send the taglines rendered obsolete by the constant steam of overpaid repositioning consultants hired by The Indefinite Article in its increasing desperation to find its niche. 

Where cheap phrases like “Eva Mendes nude” are never used to attract traffic and sometimes the tagline changes just cos it’s the solstice. Retired February 2009

 

Where you can never remember what the old tag line used to be. Retired June 20/2008

Where facts stumble home after closing time full of porter and delusions of grandeur.

  Retired 4/24/2008

The pushy shall inherit the earth.  But they won’t enjoy it much when it is full of pushy people.  Retired April 10, 2008

New Look!  Same Old Management!  Retired March 31, 2008 

Rebrand, reposition, revamp.  Retired March 22, 2008

Where Taglines Are Lucky If They Last A Week.  Retired March 18, 2008   

Where Perception Management and Branding Come to Die.  Retired March 14, 2008

Wherein we learn that you can bottle it any way you like, slap a new label on it but it will generally remain the same old bollocks.  Retired August 19, 2009

3 Responses to “St. Loman’s Home for Retired, Decrepit and Indigent Blog Taglines and their Relicts”

  1. Lug Says:

    Your Voice is As Important as Ours.

    More Digestable than an AARP Article on Quantum Physics for In-Laws.

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    1. El Quebin Says:

      I just had to let this piece of spam in as proof of how stupid these things are. they clearly think that St. Loman’s and Hospice of some kind. Do they really think that retired, decrepit and indigent taglines can afford prescription medicines?

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