The Casual Reader: Seeing as there is no one home today and I have the keys, here’s a question for the wide public out there. If Apple made an application that periodically vomited all over itself, what would it be called?
ipuke
ivomit
ichunder
igag
iheave
ibarf
ipuke
isick
June 23, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Igag…definitely
’scuse me I have to empty my stomach contents now
June 26, 2009 at 10:53 am
I believe this is already a product, it is called iSpew, and you can obtain it a free trial version (full version is $49.99) at iSpew.com.
June 26, 2009 at 11:02 am
ispew sucks! It leaves a buff-colored residue all over the screen of my ifone. iretch is a freeware app that blows all the competition away!!!
June 26, 2009 at 11:00 am
As representative of mother church may I offer our exclusive app: irecant?
June 26, 2009 at 11:05 am
I have an app I designed myself called iregurgitate. You can download it from my website http://www.latinatebore.edu
June 26, 2009 at 11:16 am
Mr. Mendoza,
May I humbly submit, as an alternate to iRecant, the twin apps iStandHere and iCanDoNoOther, they tend to have a short machine-life after you run the programs, but they are very popular and they have certain advantages in the avoidance of all the bells and whistles…
June 27, 2009 at 8:07 am
That’s CARDENAL!! Not Mister! Maldito doctorado de mierda!
June 27, 2009 at 10:42 am
That’s the problem with you papists. You are smitten with a set of complexes because of your terror of perdition. As if iRecant and iConfess can hold a candle to the great Protestant programs of progress and liberty which do not require an authorization code from the Vatican. In addition to iCanDoNoOther I would especially recommend iConoclasm, which destroys any remaining Papist idolatry from one’s machine. Game, set and match MISTER Mendoza.
June 29, 2009 at 10:18 am
We are still on for squash on Thursday?
June 29, 2009 at 11:09 am
Of course Rodrigo.
June 29, 2009 at 11:43 am
I will send Father Goikochea in the Daimler for you at 4.
July 18, 2009 at 11:20 am
Remember when this site used to update semi-regularly? Me too, that was fun…
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