Archive for May, 2008
Posted on May 22, 2008. Filed under: fiction | Tags: mass, school, secrecy |
For the next 2 weeks or so The Definitive Indefinite Article will be on secret maneuvers in the North Atlantic. The nature of these maneuvers and their concomitant secrecy will mean limited new material will be making its way here.
In the meantime we enjoin bereft devotees to:
Slowly read the newly arrived chapters of Tearing [...]
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Posted on May 16, 2008. Filed under: fiction | Tags: arts, books, entertainment, fiction, humor, memoirs, school, werburgh street |
Agents of The Definitive Indefinite Article have finally secured release of Chapter 1 from the Office of the Inquisitor for Public Decency at the Censor’s Presidium of the Department of Inland Integrity. For the near-terminally lazy you can just click here.
The Cantankerous Reader: This had better be worth the damn wait!
TDIA: We applaud your patience [...]
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Posted on May 13, 2008. Filed under: "News" and other Ephemera | Tags: free, free stuff, music, the cure |
The Definitive Indefinite Article accepts no responsibility for the quality but will vouch for it being free.
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/05/the_return_of_robert_smiths_fa.html
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Posted on May 8, 2008. Filed under: Politics and other wildlife, humor | Tags: Add new tag, business, jobs, marketing, summer internships, work |
Opening for bright persons looking to make the first step into the blogospheric marketing/politics/media nexus. We are looking for two summer interns to work in our Department of Marketshare Enhancement. The successful candidates will have proven html abilities, fantastic stamina and a head for numbers. They will form the action team on our demand-side interactivity [...]
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Posted on May 6, 2008. Filed under: "News" and other Ephemera, Politics and other wildlife | Tags: adm, cargill, economy, Finance, food, food crisis, hunger, investments, monsanto |
The following is a paid announcement. The Definitive Indefinite Article takes no responsibility for the veracity of the following. All opinions expressed are those of Jai Alai 3Card Monty, LLC.
“One man’s “Crisis” is another man’s opportunity. Make it yours!”
Jai Alai 3Card Monty is excited to launch its new patented investment fund: The 18/46 CAKE Fund [...]
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Posted on May 2, 2008. Filed under: Politics and other wildlife, humor | Tags: business, economy, elections, fashion, Finance, futures, hats, hedge funds, investment, jai alai, John McCain |
This morning the Dow Jones stood at 13,108, the NASDAQ at 2,491 the FTSE at 6,200, the Hang Seng at 24,241 and Standard & Poor’s 500(remember them from the sterling work they did giving credit ratings to the exploding mortgage salesmen?) at 1,420. But most importantly the HHI is down 102.63 to 1138.42. This indicates a…
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Posted on May 1, 2008. Filed under: Politics and other wildlife, humor | Tags: Anniversaries, bush, election, Finance, goerge bush, hedge funds, iraq, John McCain, Mission Accomplished, politics, presidential election, war, warmongers |
Can Iraq stand any more accomplishment?
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