CLINTON MCCAIN HEDGE FUND HANDOUT WELCOMED
Screwed by rising oil and food prices? - don’t feel used. You are being screwed by the same people as always. You know them well
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Archive for April, 2008
REPUBLICAN VP CHOSEN BY MACHINE! MCCAIN / RICE 2008!
Rovian Klösterfuch behind Republican VP candidate.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 3 so far )A MESSAGE FROM CARDENAL MENDOZA
There comes a time in the life of every blog when the veneer of glibness must be drawn aside to allow some salutory change of tone. To wit we give over this post to El Ilustrisimo Cardenal Mendoza direct from the Archdiocese of Jerez.
Cardinal Mendoza: I thank The Definitive Inefinte Article for ceding unto me [...]
BISHOPS’ BITTER BRAWL! INSURANCE INSTITUTE INTIMATES INTERVENTION! ALLITERATION ABUSE ABOUNDS!
Bishops exchange bitter comments and try to sell car insurance online
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )WE TREAT OUR EMPLOYEES LIKE DIRT?
The Definitive Indefinite Article illegally classifies its employees as independent contractors to avoid paying taxes on them or making any kind of social security payments.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 20 so far )ENTERTAINMENT TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH
The Definitive Indefinite Article Institute for Advanced Investigation has given us a world exclusive preview of its WIntertext ® “a new a revolutionary means to experience the written word.”
Evan Waters of the Institute describes WIntertext ® as “the interface between text, technology and the limits of the human imagination. There are myriad permutations and infinite [...]
GREEN FUELS - EXCITING NEW STANDARDS!!
The Definitive Indefinite Article Institute for Market Jockeying and Perception Choreography has just gone green. We have spearheaded a new benchmark for biofuel standards. Many of you in the carbon community are familiar with mpg (miles per gallon) and some of you may be acquainted with l/100km (liters it takes to go 100 kilometers). These [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )OLYMPIC TRAINING PAYS OFF!
It is with great relief and a sense of vindication that The Definitive Indefinite Article viewed this video of the interior of the Bird’s Nest Olympic Stadium in Beijing. It is now clear that we got the atmospherics of our secret training facility just right! Our ambientalization was geared towards guaranteeing that while one could [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 5 so far )GUANTÁNAMO RE-EVALUATED - A POWERFUL MORAL TOOL?
There has been some discussion of late in the meeja of torture, torture memos, extraordinary rendition etc. Not a lot of discussion as the meeja seemed morbidly fixated on watching the U.S. democratic presidential candidates locked in the very public “I AM GODLIER AND MORE ORDINARY AND MORE AVERAGE THAN THOU” dance of death. However, [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )OLYMPIC TORCH TO TRAVEL SECRETLY
wormhole will transport the Olympic torch to Beijing
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )SOME FASCIST JOY TEMPERED BY OTHER FASCIST SAD NEWS
Many are clearly overjoyed that Silvio Berlusconi looks poised to win the Italian elections. However, those who have follow the quantum trials and tribulations of Rafaella Marconi will be saddened to learn that an interstitial singularity flux at The Indefinite Particle has caused Ms. Marconi to slip through the Melborn Planck vortex and definitively out [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )What is WRONG with you people?
Quoth the New York Times: “…And then on March 20 Random House announces that it has purchased the rights to a book by the blog’s founder, Christian Lander, an Internet copy writer. The price, according to a source familiar with the deal but not authorized to discuss the total, was about $300,000, a sum that [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Particle Accelerator Threats
particle Accelerator brings fictive character to live then threatens to destory world unless blog changes its name
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 7 so far )Legal Turmoil Doesn’t Threaten Recording Industry
The Indefinite Article wishes to make two seemingly unrelated announcements and then disclose how those announcements are in fact connected.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Wall Street Re-Regulated. AG Waterboarded. Chalabi’s PR regrets.
Last night a freak phenomenon involving a hair-dryer, a luminous watch dial and some rancid milk catapulted me temporarily into a parallel universe where there was no Rafaella Marconi controversy. The television was on but seemed to be stuck in to be in some state of quantum shuttling across channels and time periods. This is what I [...]
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